Friday, July 11, 2008

An Explosive Conversationalist

I have recently discovered a love for facebook chatting with the Thais at night. I have stayed up all hours of the night being thoroughly entertained by their stimulating conversation. They definitely keep me on my toes. Rather than keep all of you in the dark about this, I thought that I would share some of my experiences. This particular conversation is with a young man named Bomb. Most of the time our communication makes no sense, so we usually just throw in random movie quotes and American cliches that we have taught him. This was right after we saw the movie Get Smart so you may recognize several of the quotes from that. I hope you are able to enjoy reading this conversation even half as much as I did experiencing it:

1:11amLeah
Hey Bomb!
What are you still doing up?
you should come to the ZONE since you are awake


1:11amBombay
talk to my leg
yesssss

no I kid. talk to my hand.


1:12amLeah
khaaaaa


1:13amBombay
KUPPPPP


1:13amLeah
that's not even a word!


1:15amBombay
555555555
ok see you too
i'm free time
for tomorrow
in the john
no not really
I kid you


1:20amLeah
okay . .. sounds good?


1:26amBombay
not have a class
bye
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
bye


1:35amLeah
I would like to request the cone of silence


1:36amBombay
5555555555555
stop !!!!!! leah
I not to member


1:37amLeah
why not?


1:37amBombay
because you make me laugh


1:37amLeah
5555 I don't think so


1:37amBombay
now I can't to stop to laug
stop!!!!!!
don't tell me!!!!!
555555555 :)


1:44amBombay
I want to take a shower.


1:45amLeah
jing low?


1:46amBombay
jing jing
tomorrow I have a class at 8.00 a.m.


1:46amLeah
tum mai?


1:52amBombay
tired
I want to sleep


1:53amLeah
okay okay
go to sleep


1:53amBombay
good night


1:53amLeah
fahn dii


1:54amBombay
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE"
thank you
see you tomorrow


1:54amLeah
mai pen rai
okay
good night!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Back in the Saddle Again


Sleeping in a chair is always easy to do at first, but it is something that I end up regretting in the morning, and this morning was no different. My neck and back were pretty sore when I woke up, but I managed to walk off the pain. All of the girls got up a little before ten, and we ate breakfast together. They had made some kind of rice soup for breakfast, but I guess they realized that they were also entertaining Americans and made toast and fruit available to us. We very much appreciated that. Butter and Yam’s dad drove us home when we finished eating so that we could make it in time for our Thai class. I felt kind of bad for Janhom because we were all pretty exhausted from a weekend packed with festivities, so we were less than enthused to be there. Our lesson eventually ended though, and we came out to find P’Wut, P’O, and Eddie in the common area. We all made plans to go eat lunch and go grocery shopping at Carrefour. Once we got there, Eddie made us all eat in the Thai cafeteria instead of opting out and eating American food. I got some kind of chicken curry, which was pretty good. For some reason, our lunchtime conversation ended up being kind of awkward-the topic of attractiveness and size came up, which is almost never a good idea to talk about in mixed company who is still in the ‘getting-to-know-you’ phase. Everyone managed to make it out alive though. After lunch, we all went grocery shopping. I stocked up on my necessities-peanut butter and cereal.

Back at the zone, we all were trying to make plans about what to do for the rest of the afternoon. The idea of going bungee jumping again came up. P'Wut had never been before, so Melanie, Eddie, and I all decided to take him. I think he was regretting speaking up about it though because he looked pretty nervous on the drive over there. I had my fair share of butterflies too though. At the bungee jumping site, all of the workers remembered Melanie and me, which kind of surprised me. They got us all signed in and ready to go. First we had to sit through a small group of high school kids from the states jump first. They were here for some sports trip, and I could definitely tell they were in high school. They all proved to be quite entertaining though. This was their first time to go bungee jumping, and every one of them acted so macho on the ground, but when they got to the top they all took forever to jump off, and every one of them jumped off wrong. It was kind of humorous seeing their head whip around their feet so fast though. I decided to go first from our group to help show P'Wut how to jump off . . . correctly. I was successful, and even better news, so was P'Wut! He did such a great job! Melanie and Eddie went together, and they had a great time as well. I was so glad I got to hang out with P'Wut and Eddie. It was really great to get to know them both and spend more one-on-one time with them.

Back at the zone, Melanie and I met the rest of the girls along with Casey, and we all went out to dinner at a restaurant by Walking Street. It was really great to spend time with some American girls. I look forward to that time every week. I think Casey had a good time as well. After dinner we made a run by the coffee shop and ended up talking there for quite a while. When we realized the time, we all headed back to the zone to lock it up and go to bed.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

With my plastic Jesus I'll go far


This week for church all the youth group kids were coming to Payap, so I got to stay for services here this week. I was really happy about that because I know the people here so much better. I woke up a little early so that I could get everything set up for church. During the month of July, all the ACU interns signed up to help set up and welcome everyone. We also signed up to get flowers for the Communion table, but not being able to drive kind of made that difficult. I found some random flowers that someone had put out downstairs, so I decided to just use those. I think they looked really nice up at the front.
During the service, I sat by Cyreal and Bom. It was quite an adventure. Bom, who is kind of like a Thai parrot, randomly spouts out quotes and other phrases he has heard Americans say. He recently learned that the bathroom is called a “john” in some places, so halfway through church he leaned over and told me that he had to go to the john and then proceeded to make constipated faces before making his exit. Cyreal, who is a little more mature than that, kept asking me if I had a boyfriend back in the states and if I was attracted to black men. I laughed off most of his questions, but they kind of freaked me out a little because a few days earlier, Whitney had told me that he was quizzing her on the stipulations of becoming a U.S. citizen through marriage. He seemed pretty harmless. P’Wut led singing, and he did a really great job. He has to be one of the nicest people that I have met here so far, and every time he went up to the front, he made me smile. Since Robert is gone, all the guys are taking turns preaching. This week was Marvin’s turn. Marvin is from Australia, and he moved here about two years ago after completing his internship at the zone. He seems to be a very accurate portrayal of what I had always imagined an Australian to be like. He spoke on James chapter one, and I think it was the first time I had ever heard a person dance around, talk about getting drunk, and use the word crap all in one sermon. After church, we all proceeded to our specified locations for class. The youth group meets on the second floor-I think they try and separate us as far as possible from the rest of the classes because we are so loud. Today we sang some songs, played charades, and watched a short Rob Bell video clip on the importance of being quiet with God. We kind of incorporated the spiritual discipline of meditation and solitude, and everyone seemed to be fairly interested in what Melanie and I had to say.
After class, we all grabbed some lunch around the zone and then met back up at about 1:30 for the all church service project. The project this time was to spend the afternoon at an orphanage. It kind of reminded me of my Cambodia days, which now seem like an eternity ago. The ACU interns were in charge of games, so after P’O finished leading some goofy kids’ songs, we were up. We played Catch Her Eye, which is always a big hit for some reason. I was kind of proud of myself because I was able to explain part of the directions in Thai. After games, we broke up into groups to read a book about Jesus and then draw a life-size picture of him. I was a little concerned in the early stages for our portrait because Jesus was turning out to look kind of like Hitler, but our group was pretty on top of it and quickly remedied the situation. After our illustration activity, we all played a few more games and then returned to our homes. On the way back, Butter asked if she could talk to me about a problem she was having with a friend. I was really glad she felt comfortable enough to talk to me about it even though I don’t feel super qualified to give guidance to teenage girls on their social problems. I did pray for her though, which she seemed to appreciate. Pretty soon after our talk, everyone headed out to Walking Street-our new Sunday hangout tradition. Melanie and I rode with P’O, Julie, and Eddie. Eddie is a student from Thailand who is studying at South Pacific Bible College, and he is on summer break for a while. Robert spoke very highly of him, and my first impression of him did not dispute that. We all grabbed a quick bite at Mike’s and then hit the streets. This week everything looked so cool, and I ended up buying several souvenirs.
Melanie, Terri, and I met Butter at Wawee and then followed her to her dad’s car. This week for our youth group activity, we all decided to have a sleep over at Butter and Yam’s house for Yam’s birthday. It was so much fun to hang out and be silly with all of them. Yam and I were the designated brownie makers. Her parents had never seen brownie mix like that before, so they all studied me intently as I mixed the ingredients. I felt like I was under a microscope with all of those eyes watching me. They turned out great though, and soon I was able to escape all of the strange looks and join the other girls who were watching the Lion King. We had the movie on sing-a-long version so that we could all fully participate in the magic of the Disney movie. After the first movie, we voted on the second movie. Our first choice was While You Were Sleeping, but for some reason that DVD didn’t work in the DVD player, so we ended up watching the Wedding Date. I fell asleep part-way through it though, so I didn’t get to see Debra Messing win the heart of the handsome escort again. I guess I will have to watch it again back in the states.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Go Tell It On The Mountain!


As much as I love all of our trips up into the mountains, there is always one downside to them: ROOSTERS. This morning, they didn't start painfully early, but what they lost in time they made up for in volume. They were so loud! This time they were actually about six feet away from me. I thought that I would take matters into my own hands, so I grabbed both of my tennis shoes and went chasing after them. They must have some kind of an agreement with the dogs there though because after a few feet of me chasing them, the dogs came running and barking after me. At that point, I gave in and decided to go for a run, seeing as I had my tennis shoes in hand. I didn't really think that through very well though because one whole half of my run was uphill. I managed to survive and make it back to our cabin though. When I came back, there were a few people that had given up trying to sleep through the crowing, so I talked with them for a while. A group of us decided to go and get a cup of fresh coffee next door. It was so good! I bet there aren't a lot of people that can say they have had a cup of coffee straight off of the plantation! I made it back to the cabin in time to help P'Wah and P'Pui prepare breakfast for everyone. We were only having toast and eggs, so it wasn't too difficult. I was in charge of boiling the water for coffee and cocoa. When it was ready, Rit came up to me, and I asked him if I could fix him a cup of coffee. He declined my offer and only took me up on the hot water. I must say, I have not met too many people that drink hot water straight like that. It was pretty entertaining though.


After breakfast, it was time for the games to begin! P'Wah and I were the ring leaders of all the festivities. The first game we had lined up was a relay that involved every one taking turns to brush their teeth. The object of the game was to see which team could use up the most toothpaste. My team, which had totally dominated in the game the night before, also easily beat out the opposing team in this game as well. I was so proud! I think that game got everyone into the competitive spirit, not to mention the added advantage of having a clean, fresh mouth.

Following the game, P'Yut led a short devo for everyone. I really like singing all of the Thai church songs. I may have to snatch a song book to take back with me to the states so that I don't forget them. After the devo, we played a game that was focused more on vocabulary and spelling, because after all, this is English camp. For this game, each team had to spell the given word correctly by running down and finding a single letter in the word and then bringing it back to their team. To slow things down a bit, we made them have to run back and forth with a book on their head. Sadly, the other team won this game, but we were not discouraged. After the games, we gave everyone a few hours to chill out and relax before lunch. I talked to P'Wah for a bit during the break. It is always good to talk to her, but she is so hard for me to figure out. She does manage to keep life interesting though.
At about noon, I helped P'Pui fix lunch. We had noodle soup with vegetables. My job was to cut up the vegetables, and my cooking inexperience was quite evident. It is kind of hard to mess that up though, so I guess that was a good job for me. Once everyone had had their fill, we made our way down to the basketball court to play the last few games. The first game consisted of a person from each team racing the length of the court in the specified manor, and the first person down would have to try and splash the other person with water. P'Pui didn't really want to get wet, so I gladly played in her spot. When my number was called, I did not manage to crab walk fast enough down to the end, and I ended up getting pretty wet. The next game that we played worked on spelling. The four farongs that were playing all stood at different spots in the court and tried to tag people as they ran back and forth with their cups trying to fill up their bucket of water. If a person was tagged, then the farongs would give them a word to spell. If the word was spelled correctly, then the Thai could splash the farong with water, but if the word was spelled incorrectly, then the farong could splash the Thai with water. Most of them spelled pretty well, but there were a few tricky words-kangaroo, Arkansas, hippopotamus.
I think overall, everyone enjoyed the games. One thing did puzzle me though. Halfway through the water games, it started to rain, and all the Thais, even though they were already wet, ran for cover. Apparently, some Thais are really superstitious about the rain and think that it will make them mai soo kha paab (unhealthy). It didn't make sense to me, but then again, I guess I do a lot of things that probably don't make sense to them either.
Once the games had concluded, everyone got changed and packed up to go home. I decided to stay and go back on the second truckload so that I could help clean everything up. All the other farongs ended up going in the first load back though, so I was there with all Thai speakers. After a while, I got kind of overwhelmed by trying to figure out what was going on. I guess Ball noticed my confusion, so he came over to talk to me for a while. We actually had a legitimate conversation that made me really excited. Ball has been hanging out at the zone for about two years now, and he hasn't every really showed a whole lot of interest in becoming a Christian. In fact, most of the time he won't come to activities that involve us praying or singing songs, but he has been coming to a lot more things now that do-which is kind of cool. He ended up asking me quite a few questions about my faith and various other religious and spiritual aspects of life. This was the first sign of interest that I had seen from him towards this sort of thing, and it was so encouraging.

P'Pui eventually made it, and we loaded up the rest of the supplies for the trek home. The way home was kind of treacherous-all of the freshman students at Chiang Mai University had walked up to Doi Suthep for a Buddhist worship activity, so they roads on the way down were packed with 6,000 CMU freshmen. I eventually made it back though, and by that time, I was tired and hungry and ready for bed.

Friday, July 4, 2008

the stars at night are big and bright


HAPPY JULY FOURTH! ! ! All the Farongs were decked out in the patriotic attire for equipping time this morning, which also happens to be the national colors of Thailand as well-that works out nicely!. After our John discussion, I decided to go running during the last half of my quiet time. I needed to finish up one of the Ray Vanderlaan sermons that I had started a few days before, but once I started running, I decided to take a break from my ipod and pray instead. Besides praying for survival on my runs, I had never really done that before and it actually ended up being kind of cool. I may have to do that again in the near future.

During equipping, Whitney talked about submission, which is kind of ironic because she is the most feminist one out of all of us as far as church matters are concerned. She did a really nice job though.

Lunch was on campus again today, and Whitney and I met up with Cyreal, a Payap student from Cameroon who had been to cell group a few times. He introduced us to his friend Marie from France. I think it is so cool that they both met each other here in Thailand, and yet they are able to speak to each other in French. They were both really fun to talk to. A lot of times I forget Cyreal isn't from America because he is black and speaks English so well, but I am quickly reminded of that after asking him very American questions and receiving very non-American answers. He is really smart though. He told me that he knows five languages! WOW!

When Marie and Cyreal went to class, I quickly headed back to the zone so that I could pack for English camp. The first trip out was going to leave at 3, so I had a little time to kill. I decided to play Thai Rummy with Chris and Ball for a while. Thai Rummy is pretty much like regular Rummy except with a few Thai twists. I wasn't too experienced with either versions, but I ended up being halfway decent. In fact, I even managed to win a round or two.

When it was time to leave for English Camp, I hopped in the truck with Asia, P'O, and Butter. On the trip up there, they taught me how to sing Blue Skies and Rainbows in Thai. I think they may have regretted their decision to do that though because learning things in Thai means that they have to sing it over and over again. They were all pretty good sports about it though, and I eventually got down the first verse and the chorus.

The cabin we stayed at was on a coffee bean plantation in the mountains, and it was beautiful! I was so glad we had come early so that I could have a chance to enjoy it before the rest of the group arrived and the festivities had to begin. We had a good three hours to kill before the second group arrived, so we all talked and hung out on the porch. It was fun to do that and not feel like there was anything else I had to do. The other group came in full force on schedule. There seemed to be so many of them! When they arrived we all had some free time to hang out and eat dinner before the devo started. At the devo, we sang my newly learned Thai version of Blue Skies and Rainbows. After the devo, we all played this game that I called "Gone With the Wind". It is a relay where each person has to blow a plastic cup along a string down to the end and back. Since P'Wah and I were in charge, we didn't play, but I thoroughly enjoyed watching everyone. I think Melanie was the best-it took her forever to make it down to the end because she was laughing so hard. After the game, we all kind of hung out until it was time to go to bed. I think those are my favorite times. I love talking and laughing with all of the Thai people-they have such a strong sense of fellowship with each other. When I deemed myself useless for any further activities, I brushed my teeth and curled up in my sleeping bag.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

From the Halls of Montezuma


It has been so hard for me to wake up lately, but I did mange to make it up this morning to run before equipping time. We were supposed to go to the woods today to practice solitude for Terri's lesson, but it was raining. So instead Terri gave here lesson at the zone, and we made a plan to postpone our outdoor excursion for a later date.

Lunch was on campus again, and I met this boy named Nan at the Canteen. He spoke very little English, so our conversation was quite limited. He was also kind of gross to watch eat because he would spit out food when he talked, but he was pretty entertaining. I invited him to cell group, and he actually seemed interested in coming. When I was finished eating, I met Melanie at the Payap coffee shop to hang out with her and talk for a while. We had both been considering deferring our enrollment in grad school and staying on as interns here for a full year, so we kind of wanted to talk about how we were feeling about that. Melanie has been so great to get to know this summer-I can't believe we didn't hang out more in Abilene!

At about 3:30, we all got ready to go to the American consulate with Chris and Casey for a July 4th celebration on July 3rd. I am not too sure why it was planned out like that, but I was excited nonetheless. July 4th is one of my favorite holidays-I love fireworks! ! ! At the consulate, it was so weird to see so many Americans in one place. I realized just how silly and loud we can all be when we get together. There was so much stuff to see and do there. I hit up the hot dog stand almost immediately, and shortly after that I signed up for a watermelon eating contest. After I signed up, I realized that I am not a huge watermelon fan, but I couldn't resist the thrill of competition. The contest was a lot of fun, even though I didn't make a very good showing. When my watermelon was semi-digested I made a visit to the ice cream stand before participating in the egg head contest with Whitney. This consisted of me cracking eggs over Whitney's head to see which ones were hard-boiled so that she could peel them. We made a pretty good team. We left pretty quick after that because Whitney was started to bake in the sun with all of her egg yoke on her. We made it back in time for all of us to change and make it down in time for cell group.

At cell group, we played Look Down, Look Up, and then P'Wut gave the lesson on diligence with your faith. I haven't ever really heard him talk about his faith before, so it was pretty cool to hear. Before Robert left, he had told us to pray for the zone to bring out new leaders in the church here, and I think P'Wut would definitely do a great job. He seems very mature and respected here, and I hope we can give him the encouragement he needs to be more confident in himself.

After cell group, Casey pulled all the interns aside and talked to us about some issues that had been on her mind. Casey has been so great to get to know. Even though her and Chris are so young, the way they live their lives is so mature and admirable. Maggie and Melanie are so lucky to have them as parents! When it was time for them to head home, I stayed downstairs and talked to P'Wut for a bit before I headed for bed as well.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

now there's no secret to toasting perfection


This morning we had equipping time at Sean Todd's house, which is synonymous with FRENCH TOAST! ! ! YAY! I don't know what he does to make his French Toast taste so amazing, but it is aloi mak! ! ! I was excited to see the Cheung Doi interns were able to come as well. P'Gahn and P'O always make a party more fun. Once everyone had their fill of food, Sean Todd gave his lesson. He talked about Buddhism and some of the similarities and differences it has with Christianity. It was really interesting-since I have been here and been immersed in so much Buddhist culture, I have been wanted to learn more about their beliefs. The more I know about the Thai culture, the easier I think it is for me to relate to the people here.

Once equipping was over, some of the people left to go back to the zone, but Terri, Melanie, and I all stayed for a youth group activity. We had planned to all eat lunch together, so once Butter and Yam arrived we began our festivities. We all walked down the street and got some off-brand slurpies. I got a strawberry one, which you can never go wrong with. I did try Asia's chocolate one though, and that tasted pretty good as well. Back at the Todds' house, we all pitched in and to help make lunch. The menu consisted of grilled cheese, tomato soup, and Thai omelet. I was in charge of making the grilled cheese, and even though I was criticized on my methodology, I think the end result was acceptable. After lunch, we all hung out and talked for a while. One of the things that we did was to assign everyone a different Disney princess that fit their personality. I was given Cinderella, which I was pretty excited about.

P'O stopped by after a little while to pick us up and take us back to the church. I made it back just in time for my TWO English lessons that afternoon. They were both with really good English speakers, and I was kind of skeptical of how much I could really help them. My first session was with Ball, and he immediately pulled out his guitar amp manual to have me read and explain it to him. Seeing as how I am not too skilled in the band equipment department, that posed quite a challenge for me. We managed to understand the process of saving a tone to memory though, which I consider quite a success. In my lesson with Ohng, we went over his grammar homework. I hadn't studied grammar in about six years, so my sentence diagramming skills were a little rusty. I told him that in the future, we may have to bust out Skype and talk to my mom if his questions got any harder.

After class, I worked on plans for English camp with P'Wah. She had almost everything planned out though, and I felt bad that I wasn't more help to her. I did put my English speaking skills to good use by typing up the schedule. By the time we had finished getting everything mapped out, everyone had left to go see a movie, so I decided to go upstairs and go to bed early for a change.

One thing I found out today was that Bom, Thum, and Ohng started studying the Red Book with Chris. The Red Book is the into to Christianity book that they use here to study from when people are interested in becoming a Christian. That was definitely an encouragement, and I am so excited for them!